Friday, August 7, 2009

Señor David "Big Papi" Aramis (now Ortiz)

As I was typing yesterday's post, SPECIFICALLY as I was saying that at this point, a week after the allegation "leaked" that he is named on "The List", Papi really needs to hold a BIG press conference clearing up the situation, it was announced on NESN that Papi will hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon in front of a national audience, as the Sox and Yankees play on national TV. To some degree, I guess my "plea" was answered as I was making it. ESP ???

So as I ponder this perplexing situation, I have some thoughts and opinions regarding it - GO FIGURE !!!!

I will start by re-iterating a "brief" history... "The List" is the list of players that tested positive for using Performance Enhancing Drugs (PEDs) in a survey performed by MLB in 2003.... a survey that was supposed to be anonymous in order to determine if a drug policy needed to be implemented. It is the same list that Alex Roderigues confirmed that he is named on... and a list that was supposed to have never existed - so the players were told....

So why was this list created in the first place ??? Did MLB double-cross it's athletes and "order" the testing company to secretly create this list unannounced to the players ??? Did the US Government order this list be created to help their investigation into the illegal steroid problem in America as a whole ??? Steroid use was not "illegal" in baseball in 2003.... although surely it was illegal in our country.... so, only the government would actually benefit from knowing the names of those tested positive.. HMMMM....Does ANYONE know the answer ??? Will WE ever know ???

None the less... this list of actual names WAS created BUT was supposed to be destroyed shortly after the testing... leading me to believe that it's creation had something to do with MLB. So, why wasn't it destroyed ??? Perhaps it's creation indeed WAS at the hand of our government, and they also ordered that it not be destroyed... and subsequently seized possession of the list during the Balco investigation. And now the list is part of the evidence of said investigation and is SUPPOSED to be sealed...

So HOW are these names getting out ??? Who is ILLEGALLY slowly leaking information and constantly casting black clouds on our beloved pass-time ??? Why are they leaking the names that they have ??? 4 out of the 7 names made public to date are of Dominican decent... Is there a coalition between the US and Dominican governments against illegal steroids ??? Is there a prejudice against Dominican players ??? and by whom ??? MLB ??? the government ??? and for what reason ??? The Dominican Republic has produced some very famous MLB players... Juan Marichal, Cesar Geronimo, the Alou boys, to name a few. So why prejudge players that have added so much to the game ??? and in the process discredit our national pass-time as a whole...

A-Rod publicly denied the use of PEDs... Papi denounced it (and Manny? he's just Manny)... is there a conspiracy to discredit players that speak out against the use of steroids ??? and why ??? it just continues to discredit the game in general...

Does any of this matter ??? Are we not all in "acceptance" that steroids was (is?) a major part of the game for some time ??? and in other sports as well ??? Personally, I AM... I accepted it year's ago so ???.... I still like to taunt players I'm not fond of for it tho !!! HA !!!

So, as I await Big Papi's press conference, more confusion envelopes my thought pattern.. if all of the players listed were supposed to have been informed (and interviewed by the government) why was Papi "shocked" at the news of his inclusion on said list ??? is he TRULY named on the list or is someone purguring themselves ??? is Papi guilty of drinking those Dominican "supplement" shakes and they actually contain PED's, making Big Papi guilty by "association" ??? but wait, if he tested positive because of the shakes, wasn't he already informed ??? were those on the list ACTUALLY informed of their status ????

Did Papi even TAKE the test ??? (as apparently many players opted not to in order to register a "positive" result to "pad" the survey in an effort to force MLB to institute mandatory drug testing). Would this explain his "confusion" at allegedly being named ??? Would this explain the length of time taken to "find the truth" ??? (or did it take this long so he could formulate an excuse ???) It WOULD, however, confirm his denouncing of the use of PED's - himself not taking the test in an effort to raise the positive result....

Whereas this revelation hits close to home for me, I urge the MLB (or the government) to simply publish said list publically, deal with it all at once and be done with it !!! It doesn't seem like rocket science to do that - unless an aforementioned ulterior motive is involved. The game will be much better for everyone then......

In all honesty, whether or not Papi (or ANYONE else in MLB, for that matter) has done or does steroids and/or PED's is a mute point for me (but I could argue both sides for hours). If you did Papi, I'll respect you more for just admitting it so we can all move on and put that mistake behind us. But he certainly doesn't bolster what one wonder think of as a "juicer's physique". HMMMMM...

I'm pretty sure that around the time of Mark McGwire's "discovery" I simply assumed that most (if not all) of them did it anyway - that it was just part of the game... Although that doesn't make it legal or an example to follow, it also does NOT taint the championships and awards won by the teams and players themselves. It has been estimated that actually up to 30% of the league were "users" at times - that pretty much makes it a level playing field in my book.

By the same token, I'm even more on the fence about Hall of Fame induction for "Steroid Era" players. The players shouldn't necessarily be punished for playing during a particular era, especially since the wide-spread use did INDEED benefit all teams, but maybe the era itself should carry an asterisk.... I may never be sure ............. Good thing it isn't up to me to decide !!!!

-Nuf Ced
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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Sox Review /Preview......

.... AND...... Beatlemania !!!

I'm sure no one needs to tell any member of Red Sox Nation the importance of the series that commences tonight - a 4-game series against the Bronx Bummers !!!! and A-Roid is back... ok WHATEVER !!!!

With our Bombers 2-1/2 games behind, they MUST win at least 3 out of the 4 games at hand... Obviously ANOTHER sweep would be better than nice !!!!
Unfortunately, I'm feeling pretty unsure that at this point the Sox can sweep the Yanks in New York (or anywhere for that matter !!!) Nuf Ced

The current road trip has gone thus: they lost 2 out of 3 at Oakland..... swept 3 games in Baltimore (oh, if we could only play Baltimore EVERY night right now) - a series in which Josh Beckett won his league leading 13th game (uh, not a bad omen, I HOPE!!!!).... then traveled to the Trop (Tampa) where in game 1 Johnny Lester pitched his [butt] off only to have the bullpen (AND LONGORIA) ruin a nice outing - and stopped Danny Boy Bard's scoreless streak in the process.

In game 2 against the Rays, our boys were Pennyless (again) - certainly adding MORE question marks to Brad's future role with the club as once again Penny couldn't make it to the 7th inning. And our bats and fielding, although showing signs of brilliance at times (YOUK and V-MART!!! - and Josh Reddick before they put him back to work on the farm - GEESH!!!), have, for the MOST part, ALSO been inconsistent..... OK OK OK, they JUST recalled Reddick - WHEW !!!!.... Nuf Ced

Smoltzie toes the rubber tonight in a critical start for HIS very own future with the "big boys". The Sox have lost 5 of Smoltz's 7 starts to date... C'mon John, I stuck up for you when they called you up, don't let me down !!!! Perhaps enough is enough... and tonight may just prove that to be true.... I HOPE NOT !!!

A Byrd in the rotation is worth 2 in the bullpen ??? Deja Vu ??? The Sox have signed Paul Byrd to a minor league deal in an effort to solidify the starting rotation... sounds pretty familiar !!! Maybe they should have just signed him over the winter and not sent him into "temporary" retirement, huh??? A move that certainly has ties to Penny and Smoltz... at least Theo is thinking !!!!!!!!! Nuf Ced

The Sox have OFFICIALLY "removed" Dice-k from the rotation... Uh, didn't you do that when you sent him back to "spring" training... I have to believe that Dice-k's slander against the Sox and their training program have something to do with his "removal" - although he DID "clear" things up recently, somehow learning English over the last month or so... there must be a "Don't 'dis' bosses" clause in his contract !!!!!!! Cut your losses, Theo !!! Nuf Ced

Papi..... oh, Papi..... You're killing me, bro... and I'm sure MANY !!! It's now been almost a week. I still love ya big guy but the longer it takes to "find out the truth", the more it looks like you're trying to run from the truth. Even admitting that you did use PEDs at this point would be anti-climactic.... I'm hoping you host a blockbuster press conference SOON ... at least for your own reputation..... Nuf Ced
THIS JUST IN !!!!!!!!!! A press conference will be held Saturday for a NATIONALLY televised audience - good luck, bro !!!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... BEATLEMANIA anyone !!!!!!!! I must admit that I was never a Beatles' fan. Certainly I had heard many of their songs many times but would and have never purchased or downloaded any of their music. None the less, the opportunity to go to a Paul McCartney concert at the Fens dropped into my lap - THANK YOU THANK YOU DeCAF's mother's friend !!!!!!!! But, HE"S 67 years old !!!!!!!! Thank God for Geritol !!!!! Nuf Ced

I, being a hearty concert goer, seized the opportunity of a lifetime to see one of the pioneer's of music perform live - and AT THE FENS, NO LESS !!!!!!!!! And, oh so glad am I that I did !!!! The weather was great for an outdoor show... ok, it was humid as [heck] !!! .... we had great seats, opting to NOT upgrade to the field due to the Sam Adams stand that was within spitting distance... and may God strike me down if I wasn't familiar with probably 80% of the songs they played (INCOMING !!!!!!!!!!!!)...

Seriously though, It was a great night !!! ... DESPITE all the traffic woes encountered trying to actually get to the concert.. AND the "nice" Security Guard that kindly informed me that there's "no recording allowed" ... BUT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF "HEY JUDE", dude ?!?!?!? C'mon, give a guy a break !!! Little did he know I already had more than half the set on my Blackberry... Nuf Ced

Sir McCartney was VERY entertaining and pleasantly surprised me.... he obviously did some research as he mentioned the "Green Monster" and Ted Williams' red seat... very impressed - and that's not easy to do... in case you haven't noticed !!!!!!!!! Nuf Ced

The "capper" to the night (uh, or at 2 am!!!) was when I was JUST getting back to my hometown and Bambi (or Donner or Blitzen) decided that it would be "fun" to play chicken (or DEER) with me as I approached the center of town... needless to say, THEY WON !!!!!!!

As always.... it's been real... it's been fun..... And it really has been a lot of fun !!!!

-Nuf Ced
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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Gahdening 106 - or Kermit the Frog

OR The [Celebrated] Jumping Frog of New London County !!!

I was out in the gahden (Boston accent) the other day doing what all gardeners do... uh, gardening !!! Anyway, I was standing there scratching my head.... not because I was confused but because of the mosquito and tick population brought about by this "glorious" summer weather - can you say..... HUMIDITY ?!?!?! --- and what is the "Feels Like" temperature mean anyway ?!?!? 90 degrees and 100% humidity feels like Hades to me - not 102 degrees !!!!

Head scratching complete (until the next kamikaze mosquito makes his approach), I continued to gahden, bending over near the Cali/Nevada border to inspect Zucchiniville (ha, you thought I was going to scratch my butt - or other anatomy - WRONG !!!). All of a sudden........ BOING !!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE !?!?!?!?!


In one giant leap for frog-kind, 'Kermit THE Frog' nearly knocked me on my [butt] as he soared passed my proboscis - ok, so like a frog could have actually knocked me over... but he DID startle the bajesus out of me..... and ALMOST the [feces]!!!! He must have come from the Pacific (the stream that runs nearby) Jim Henson would have died !!! Uh.... sorry dude !!! Good thing it wasn't Miss Piggy !!!! Perhaps I should have stuck to scratching myself.


Heartbeat back to normal, I'm thinking that this isn't a good thing. So, I started to ponder how or WHY I am even in the gahdening "biz"..... I mean considering I'm "fighting" slugs, ants, chipmunks, a ghost, rain, wild bamboo and NOW Kermit... CRIKEY !!!! If Bambi even shows her face again, I'M THROUGH !!!!! Although..... veggies and venison.. HMMMMMMMMM

So, I relayed the "story" to good friend DeCAF (and actually threw in the Miss Piggy aside, but NOT the Jim Henson one - SURPRISE DeCaf !! I can't preview all my jokes) who promptly responded that perhaps frogs eat slugs.... DA DA DA DA !!!!! Google time !!!!!

I "raced" into the house to Google "garden frogs"..... sure as [feces], DeCAF hit the gahdener on the nose !!! acmegardefrogs.com (or whatever !!!) explained in no uncertain terms that frogs indeed DO eat slugs... AND people actually put them in their gardens on purpose to do just that... interesting concept... who'da guessed ????

HOWEVER !!!!!!!!! My smile turned upside down (or sideways at least - is that possible) as I googled further... Included in the "limited" list (it said" frogs will eat just about ANYTHING") of Froggy (ah, The Little Rascals) dietary supplements - NO.... NOT PEDs !!! are mice, their own young AND !! BUMBLE BEES !!!! DOUBLE CRIKEY !!!!! It says toads have the same dieting habits - and I've seen 2 of them suckahs !!!! TRIPLE and QUADRUPLE CRIKEY !!!!

I need those bumble bees to pollinate the veggie flowers !!!! No wonder the landlord told me that past inhabitants of the "farm" (homestead) never had a successful garden... Ok ok ok... KERMIE, there's a bagillion slugs around... SO LAY OFF THE BEES, K "BUDDY" !!! And.... please please PLEASE tell me you're NOT a vegetarian !!!!!!!!!!
And for the record guy, your "croaks" reverb like geese overhead.... uh, when Miss Piggy flies !!!!!!!!!!

-Nuf Ced


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Saturday, August 1, 2009

Sox Recap - game from July 31, 2009


YoukAH YoukAH !!!!

John Smoltz was a "shining star" last night !!! Uh, well ok, he pitched well enough to pick up the win - giving up 5 runs over 6 innings - but 2 DINGERS !!! Not his best outing. But the Sox out-homered the O's and helped Smoltzie get over the bump at "Fenway South" (Baltimore) leading the Beantown Bombers to a 6-5 victory !!!! AND the Bronx' Bummers LOST, sooooooooo... our boys are back on their tails. Uh, but a picture is worth a thousand words. Apparently, the Yankers have THAT asspect covered.... WTF?!?!? Nuf Ced



Orioles' fans showed where their heads are (up their butt) as Big Papi stepped to the dish to a resounding round of "Booooo". Funny part is that they were outnumbered by the Fenway (South) Faithful and got drowned out by OUR standing ovation, take THAT !!!!... and wait just a minnow, Baltimore fans..... wasn't Miguel Tejada uncovered in the Mitchell report ?!?!?!? And what about "Raffy"?!?!?! Get with the "program" will ya? Nuf Ced

Papi got the last "laugh" and proved to be Guthrie's (Orioles' pitcher) daddy last night getting 2 hits including a 2-run bomb in the 3rd inning to give the Sox a short-lived lead. PEDs (performance enhancing drugs), who needs them ?!?!?!? Uh... I do, I do !!!!! Did I just dis myself ?!?!?!

But our boys needed more bombs and got them in the names of JACOBY (more in a minute) who hit a solo shot in the 5th and YOUK (REALLY heating back up), who capped off the scoring (and sealed the victory) with a 2-run big fly (his 18th) in the 7th... a well needed shot (tequila anyone - don't ask), as Smoltzie had relinquished the lead in the 6th before taking a powder..... 3 "bombs" and you're out Baltimore !!!! Nuf Ced

Ah "Thingy" (Jacoby)... not to be redundant ..... or TO BE REDUNDANT... "This kid really makes things happen out there"... when this kid's hot, the Sox are "a different team" (right TITO !!!!). And hot he is !!!! .....uh.....well, he is cute, no?

Over the last 7 games, Thingy is batting .433. Last night was no different as he led the way with Youk, each garnering 3 hits, including their respective taters. But Jacoby doesn't stop there... or being a thief, as he nabbed #47 last night - 8 to go, stallion !!!! AND... he "went over the wall" (prison talk) to rob Baltimore of a home run !!!!!!! Nuf Ced

The bullpen proved it's worth (did I just say that?) holding onto the slim 1-run lead. RamRam (uh, Ramon Ramirez) gave up 1 hit and no runs, "Ut Oh Oki" was Oki Doki and Paps was Picaso, and apparently had his paintball "gun" in hand, striking out 2 batters, the final with some high cheese.... I wonder if he wants some "whine" to go with that !!!!! Nuf Ced

Beckett's on the bump tonight !!!!!! NUF CED !!!!!

Trade update.... Theo worked some magic yesterday (AS USUAL) !!!! After a couple of deals went dead the Sox bounced back with THE TRADE of the day... No, there isn't a DOCtor in the house... but Theo Epstein went shopping at K-Mart .... ACTUALLY he went shopping FOR V-Mart, "buying" Victor Martinez from the Indians for pretty short "money"... Justin Masterson and 2 "toddlers" from down on the farm.... Cleveland fans are SOL (and YOU know what that means!!!) tonight is V-Mart Bobble Head night in Cleveland !!!! Gotcha !!!!! I bet the Sox can buy those bobble heads for short money too !!!!!!!!! Nuf Ced

VMart brings a big stick...uh, bat - 16 dingers and 67 RBI so far this season - and versatility to the Sox, as a power-hitting catcher/1B/DH... HEY, he's the "trinity"... we can only pray....
If he could play all 3 at once, that WOULD be a miracle !!!!!!!!!!! But, the Sox are going to want a bat like that in the line-up everyday... something (or someone) has GOT to give... Prediction??? Nuf Ced

Although I like JMas and hate to see him go, he was gracious in his departure.... and I'm sure he'll get a better opportunity in Cleveland. But as I said to CJS (uh, you know... MY thief) that pretty much [stinks] for Masterson... getting traded while on the road.. if they had just traded him a day earlier BEFORE they left Boston...... [Stinks] to be you, dude... but good luck !!!

In another "blockbuster" trade, the Sox traded La Cucaracha (WAIT, didn't we just trade FOR him) to the Braves for Casey Kotchman... ut oh, I foresee a "Casey At The Bat" reference in the future..... (Prediction ???) NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
But what the [heck] Theo, a left-handed 1st baseman for a left-handed 1st baseman ?!?!?! HUH?!?!?!?! And isn't V-Mart a first baseman too ?!?!?! Obviously, I don't know everything (or ANYTHING) but this one just doesn't make cents.... must be a money thing. Nuf Ced

A brief update on my "investigation" on steroids....(to those who read yesterday's post), I now have in my possession (or on my hard-drive) the complete Mitchell Report and Summary. As soon as I buy a ream of paper (this thing is over 400 [frigging] pages!!!!) I will read it from cover to cover.... good thing I can read (although writing is a different story) !!!!!!!!!! Nuf Ced

As always....it's been real....it's been fun..... and it really has been a lot of fun !!

-Nuf Ced




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